I love monsters. That’s it, that’s the Tweet (as we used to say before everything went…well, everything went.)
I love monsters, I do, and I always have. From discovering dinosaurs and then Harryhausen movies as a kid, collecting Monster in my Pockets and realising that movies like The Blob and The Thing were giving me way more pleasure tingles than the blockbusters I was supposed to be enjoying on my screen, it became clear to me from a very young age that monsters were my jam.
Books that featured alleged photos of sea serpents, yetis, and other hidden creatures enthralled me, and I spent hours obsessing over them, trying to find something, anything, that would prove it was real or fake. The Patty video gave me actual goosebumps on my arms the first time I saw it, and I’ll never forget how similar the feeling was to that of looking out for Santa on Christmas Eve as a very small kid. There was pure magic in the air every time I saw a monster.
With the introduction of AI (excuse me while I go punch a wall), it makes me sad that kids will never have that feeling. Back in the day, photos of the Loch Ness Monster may have been nothing but a floating tree stump but at least the tree was actually there, in the water, causing a momentary “what if…?” for the viewer. My favourite was the Florida Skunk Ape pics, allegedly capturing the creature lurking among the foliage. The eye shine. The body moving in each shot. The change in the mouth and the very sharp teeth. The clear ape-like fingernail showing through the leaves in the bottom of one of the photos. Is it real? Is it a cardboard cut-out, as some suggested? Is it an elaborate taxidermy attempt? Is it a guy in a suit? One thing’s for sure, it isn’t goddamn AI.
I angrily digress, so I’ll quickly move on to what this post is all about.
If I Die Before I Wake: Tales of Cryptid Chaos
If I Die Before I Wake: Tales of Cryptid Chaos is out now! Calling all monster lovers, have I got the perfect book for you. Volume 10 in the Better off Dead Series (from Sinister Smile Press/Crystal Lake Publishing), this cryptid anthology has a host of talent including Edmund Stone, Dan Franklin, Ross Killey, R.A. Clarke, and more! Oh, I’m in it too, did I mention that? My story, Krakatoa Fall, is about a bullied girl riding a long-awaited volcano-themed rollercoaster on its opening day. The only problem is, her bullies are taking the same ride. And a strange, flying creature seems to have taken an interest in either the coaster, or its riders…
Get it now, and balance the impending onslaught of Christmas with some furry, scaly, delightfully gruesome little monsters.
It’s still Halloween, right??
Speaking of Christmas, I concede that it’s about time to talk about it. I’m releasing my double-handed grip on Halloween and accepting that it’s probably now time to bring in the red and green. In my city we get a big wheel and a tipi that serves mulled wine while you can roast marshmallows on open fires in the middle of the room, which is definitely helping with the festive spirit. Just about. I’m still keeping it suitably creepy, though.

Good luck and fare thee well over the coming weeks of Christmas Chaos. And, remember, Cryptid Chaos comes first. Bag your copy today!
Looking for Christmas presents for your horror-loving friends and family? Don’t forget to stuff some stockings with books this Christmas. Your favourite elf under the shelf (me) appreciates it.




















